another fairy tale

you might think i'm some wanna be and know wat? bbq the crap out of you.
i know some people reads blogs of others then condemn them in any way possible if they don't like what they've just seen. i don't need anyone to agree with me.. i, myself, meself is more than enough. contradict yourself, just don't push the limits with me. besides, your thoughts are so trivial and insignificant,its unbearable!!

this is my post
this is how i want it
this is none of your business
AND
this is how you're going to take it all in.


picture twilight character bella and edward.
she's sleeping, he's watching her sleep. familiar?
then he start to droop and then finally fell asleep too. :) out of the current topic already..

her dad calls,and her younger sister picks it up.
she said something unclear about her sleeping peacefully sister
poor daddy couldn't think of any other than the forbidden deed
the next thing i know, i was on the phone with my dad threatening over the line.
jeez...chill papito..

crap you mini me!!


i'll have a hell lot of 'fun' tonight when dad comes home.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I LOVE YA!!


i didn't know edward could ever got caught..
besides, you didn't see it coming too i'm sure

c:

yea..i know..some wanna-be right?
i think you think those thoughts wrong donkey!


~if you would just pardon my hostility for today. thank you~

to my furball; 18/9/09 9:47 a.m.


i know this moment is near... there's no way around it... who can cheat death?
but still, its too sudden..
maybe i did overlook some points and at that moment choose not to bother..
its the one week where there's so many important days.. but this will the one day i'd never forget.

max, please forgive me for saying this a moment too late..

i love you...

i'm sorry i didn't had the chance to see you off sooner...could have done more for you before this..


for now,max,i see you off infinitely above.
bye max

i'll whip your butts!!

ATTENTION!!



to my lovely juniors, please bring your promised junk foods and gas drinks(if got) to school on saturday or i really would have your butts kicked. please make it a nice day for me and not a stressful one. :) your help is put to goodness and appreciated.

option 1#

you bring=you relief=i can wrap=i c:=you c: also


on the other side,


option 2#

you don't bring=you feel scared+guilty+want to go play hide-n-seek forever=i can't wrap=i :<=when i get you, you.are.dead!!=you dead, i muahaha.


see?
which do you think is a better option, hmm??

zhong zhi, you BRING IT LA. ~refer to 1st option to see the predicted effects.

lets get the bomb target!!

its been a long time since i've bombed someone... oooo yea...
can you smell the acid rain coming? steel umbrellas on the ready!

okay, its what i call the intuitive me and lets assume i'm right all the way.

i've notice there's a x chromosome in class which-well,-seem to be attracted to my y chromosome. i'm amused by it more than that of feeling irritated or insecure because of course,i'm not. xp

she's pretty in way too...just too amoi looking. following me so far? good. she seems nice and i've heard from my friend that she not so bad either. on the outside. plus, at least she can read the whole twilight saga and no, not the chinese version although quite surprisingly, she's from a 24/7 talking chinese school. 'cool'. *clap clap* :D

but i have one advise for you darling, you are so not transparent. i can see you crystal clear-every furtive glance, flick of your super straight hair, every bat of your non existent eyelashes-like me-its like pasting tomato sauce beard all over your pretty face.

and to add my dear readers, fyi, the class for that night is always North pole bl**dy freezing cold. last week guess what kind of attire she choose to parade? guess? GUESS? G.U.E.S.S??!!

a FREAKIN, SLUTTY halter back, bright yellow - if i may - and extremely panty-like red short pants. my f*ucking Kei-kun! (not that my Kei can uh-hmm. its a teddy bear)

jeez... like that's not enough flesh exposed.. hee...wonder if she did have any booty calls that night..mmm...4 words slut. ~don't want to care.

anywho, my guess you know what she's trying to do here right? if i can and may.

LOL

she like trying in vain to catch the eye of a child who's watching a bunch of assorted candies. :)
you can really see her desperation that day :D too cold? LOL

my my... you won't get far.

p.s: she's got a rather queer label...sounds like the crispy kuih eaten with bah kut teh... but lets not let me be any more rude shall we? xD

anyway, thats all about the bomb target today..


tata now

she's guilty

this is so freakin pissing me. that rat thief must have seen this blog. know why such theory?
know why?

there was a freakin old model scientific calculator casio fx-570ms under my desk monday morning-the next following week. guilty as charge you miserable rat!!!

@#$%*&^&*$#@#$%)(*&^$#@#!!!!!!!!!!

anywho..i'm so done with you. but watch your back darling and never drop your vigilance or you would be sorry for crossing my path.

I HATE YOU BIATCH!!

you just wait till the day i get my hands on you.

i'll hunt you down theif!!!

this is directed to all the theives in smk(p)bk

not that i'm condemning my school...
but of all the bloody rat thieves,

you...i'll will and i swear you will be curse for all your measly life.


f*cking biatch!!! @$%&@#$%^&!#@$*!!

Give me back the calculator!!!

i'll do you a favour okay?

give my calculator back and i won't say who are you
because i won't know who the pit bottom of hell are you.
just put it back on my desk. just that.
no harm done.
this is the best i can offer..by not exposing you off untill you lose you water face



which i think you're not going to be cooperative after you see this
and which is 0.02% you read this.

but whatever... all students of 1 Efisyen in smk(p)bk is my top listed suspect.


fugly f*cking biatch thief!!!!! @#$$@*&^$#@&^@#!!!!!!!!!!!

my story for today

yes



my story for today might be a bit acidic but its just the way i want to put it and i'm not stopping to think of anyone's feelings while reading this post. if you're smart, navigate away now. but if you insist to read on.. go ahead. but 1st warning though. don't expect a solid apology from me. consider yourself being told off then never. (and no. i don't mean you readers who even bother to read this. its about a few people in this mess. i hope you don't judge me too...severely)





so here we go,











there's still time to turn back now..

























fine. suit yourself.





should have known this would come at this period of time. typical, if you ask me. it have to happen when i don't need the distraction but here it is. all the same. as all of us know, exams are next week and we all don't want to be aggravated or provoke by some trivial dramas.don't deny it. and helllooo? same here!



first thing first:
# this incident happen by chance (i think)
# God may be testing me at the wrong time for me, right time for God
# i can't blame God so i'm blaming someone else who is directly connected to this
# why the choice of people??
# back to second, its God's choice. it can't seem to be help
# argh!!
# let the y chromosome be Edward and the x chromosome be... Jessica!! (lets not involve Rose. Rose is impossible to be compared with. :) my reverie is catching up i know. moving along..)



edward and i initially had a peaceful day. but i can't see the future and of course i don't see 'it' coming. its add maths lesson and the class is beyond bedlam plus not enough seats for some people to sit in their usual place. (way back. fyi) so the man in charge sits Jess next to Edward. wrong choice. a little awkward but can't say for the side of jess.. elated? guilty? hard to say. edward...ain't comfortable and for me, !@$%^%$#@#$%^&$#@#

to put it in easier sentence just so you guys don't get me wrong, i absolutely HATE sharing.

but at least jess didn't try to chit chat with me throughout the lesson. i think she can feel the menace settling around her. good. if she decided otherwise, hmph!!!!


and just so you know, jess is my friend but its been a while. i guess both of us can't be bother to even ask 'how are things?'. its that bad i know, but i have lesser respect for people in private schools but not that i don't respect them at all.. if they are nice people, i'd be nice but for those snooty ones, like i would give a damn. come on, education is the same in this country. its just the matter of speed and how you want to perform. and to be honest, government schools are heaps more fun and lively than trying to keep up with the riches.


and to put it so, i did ignore jess and sadly.. edward too but it did me good though. i had fun solving questions and even more delirious when i get the correct answers.. ignore me.


clearing up:
jess used to like edward but we don't know about now. so, there goes why i said i can't say on the behalf of jess.

and i'm so not B---- ok? where are you getting at huh?? its just that this situation is so alike to the story and there's no other way for me to describe it.



and jess?


@#$%^&^%$#$%^&*&^%$#$%^&*^%$#$%^#!!!!!